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This twisted loony world!!! March 13, 2009

Filed under: Uncategorized — poonish @ 4:06 pm

Yep… It is and i object to it!! I had no idea life would be like this and no, i did not have any *conditions apply * tagged to me when i was born..(my mom vouches for that)!!! 😛
So whats making me rant and rave about life like this u ask?! ( ha..i always do it..gotcha!) Well its everything about life thats making me hyperventilate!!! 😀

First you are born crying and then 20 years later you are still crying! *(in my case people around me cry!!! :D) It rains when it shouldn’t!*(washed away all my carefully cleansed clothes) 😡 Untimely rains!!! Global warming and climatic changes…*(switch off the TV if u r reading this blog…where’s your GREEN conscience?!) And no… MILK..you arent supposed to get spoilt when ur just a day old!!! *(Sniff..how do u expect me to feel…u lil pasteurized white fluid in a plastic packet!) And yes i hate them fungi too…they crop up everywhere and anywhere…just one lil forgetfulness on your side and there they are covering your food in all shapes and colours…you see one now…close your eyes and there you go ..another one pops out! And dont even get me started on dust…dust should be where its supposed to be…on the ground OUTSIDE my home…not randomly roaming about our home, in our balconies, on our book shelves *(hwo dare dust desecrate these pure divine things..books!!) and ON OUR TV!!! *(The TV is mine…LEAVE it alone!!!) 😉

But all in all… these provide me with opportunities to use my most favourite articles in the supermarket :THE CLEANING AGENTS!!! My trusted allies against the likes of these foul elements that intend to desecrate my home!! And so there I am …leading the crusade against these evil things!! I aint one to give up so easily…*(EVIL LAUGH…MUHAHAHAH). So to life i say…I demand that i be shown the fine print *( stamps feet for added effect!) and now i am off for a second round of cleaning, dusting, washing, throwing,some more dusting…*(walks away rambling on about dust!) 😛

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3 Responses to “This twisted loony world!!!”

  1. Harsha Says:

    Wht are husbands for then? 😉 Anyways, shani-boy is free on the weekends, make sure he burns some calories 😀

  2. Harsha Says:

    is blog pe itna sannata kyon hain bhai??? 🙂


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