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Academia Mania! April 24, 2009

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Two months from now and i might be writing the last exam of my student life!*(this has a “conditions apply” tag :D) and so i thought its time for some introspection about how my student life was. I am categorizing this into 3 areas:
1) School life:
a) Was a complete geek!
b) dont remember ever being scolded by teachers for anything!
c) Was usually always amongst the toppers *( most times…till math meant suicide in marks!)
d) saw loads of cartoons!
e) Not many friends…even now not in good contact with any of them!
f) danced just twice on annual days in entire 12 years
g) was never noticeable until i won some competition
h) was at the bottom of the sporting events! *( i am a disgrace to my mom!) except when i won in threading the beads in UKG!:D
i) very stoopid ordinary days!
j) would like to forget all the school days!

2) College life (till bachelors):
a) Was a complete geek!
b) i remember being scolded by 2 teachers for bunking!!:D
c) Was always among the toppers for the 3 yrs![:D]
d) still saw loads of cartoons and got hooked onto FRIENDS and Etc stuff!
e) Too many friends!!!( a group of 8 gals!!)
f) Never danced …actually ran away from dancing scenes many times in case that pple dragged me onto the dance floors!):D
g) Was very noticeable for my seminars and marks!! and also for organizing competitions, being amongst the only 4 to participate in them and then win prizes in them! *( i LOVE THE TETRATRIX GROUp) *(thanks u guys for the support! sob!)

h) Was still at the bottom of sporting events *( unless u dont count running behind buses (BEST! :x) , running away from teachers when v bunked lecs, hiding behind the lab work tables after mixing some really reactive chemicals!*( not my mistake…we wanted the water to look like wine!):D
i) Superb Fun days! *( ah …i miss dem!)
j) Would love to relive all of dem!
k) Developed my singing talents to great levels! *( was known as the juke box of the chemistry lab)
l) Loved doing solid TP and some bird watching ( ;)]with the TETRATRIX!
m) Had crazy ideas for HYDROGENE : The dream of the TETRATRIX…
n) Amazing time being geeky at TIFR!! [:D]

3) College Life (postgrad):
a) shifted to Bangalore!
b) not so much of a geek…..*( :D)
c) still havent been scolded by teachers personally..( ok just once…but no fault of mine!)
d) well…not so much of a topper…however am in the top 5-10 😦
e)Still many friends!
f) Danced and danced…*( at home and my wedding… a lil bit not much!)
g) still noticeable for my seminars!! 😀
h) still no luck on sporting events!
i) good memorable days!
j) Still in da juke box mode!;)
k) Still doing TP and bunking and in general having fun![:D]
l) Still have loads of crazy ideas!
m) Got married … and having the time of my life! 😀
n) Enjoying with everyone… multi state fun![:D]

So …lets hope academic life doesnt end here… *( please Pretty God please…gimme a PhD seat!) 😀

 

THE BIO-ILLOGICAL DICTIONARY. April 3, 2009

Filed under: Biology,fun sarcastic,humor — poonish @ 3:03 am

A -Amnesia : (noun) It refers to frequent loss of memory encountered while writing an exam. 😀

B- Boiling point : (noun) The highest temperature of anger reached by parents on seeing the state o the house as kept by their children.*(past experience of boiling points have not been good!) 😦

C- Capillary action : (noun) The mechanism of steady flow of water from the bathroom floor towards the door mat thus causing a perfectly good and new cloth door mat to spoil and be used as a rag thenceforth. 😦

D- Diversity : (noun) The place or city made up of people who are all divers. 😀

E- Ecosystem : ( noun) The system in which every sound is made to echo all the time. 😛

F- Fluid mosaic model : The concept of fluids tending to run indiscriminately on just cleaned mosaic surfaces, thus making it harder to keep a home neat and clean.

G- Gravitational force : (noun) The physical force that causes one to drop things. *(any glassware broken aint no mistake of mine).

H- Heredity : (noun) The phenomenon which is the root cause of all flaws and evils in an organism passing from one generation onto the next. *( my children will be terribly evil… beware!) 😉

I- Immunity : (noun) A social group of any size whose members are immune to any kind of taunts, disgrace etc.

J- Jumping genes: (noun) The act of jeans jumping from the clothesline onto the floor below.

K- Karyotyping : ( noun) The art of typing while karaoke is going on in the background. 😛

L- Leucocyte : (noun) This signifies those land sites which are white in colour.

M- Molar extinction coefficient : (noun) The coefficient which gives the estimate of time left for one’s molars to go into extinction. Simply put this coefficient tells you how much time left before one has to put on dentures.:D

N- Nanotechnology: (noun) The technology which involves various techniques of saying no to people. An art on its own. The word finds its origin in english and hindi words for NO ie., “na” in hindi and “no” in english.

The words for O-Z will be available in the next part! Until then go look up for the proper meanings of the above words! 😀