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Bantering Blabber! September 26, 2009

Filed under: fun sarcastic,humor,Life — poonish @ 11:53 am

Sooo, its been quite a week and how! Why, u ask?! Thine question shall be answered in numbered format..*( I read somewhere that writing on ur blogspot in a bullet format increases blog views..hee hee..lemme see ;))
1) Finally completed Post graduation in Biotechnology..WOOHOO!!
2) Am now truly jobless except of course for being a housewife..*(close to the desperate ones..:P) which in turn is a full-time job!
3) I am getting to know the ways of this world of ours! No one wants to give me a job…sigh! FRESHERS NOT ALLOWED!BAH!
4) My scooter is indeed a friend in need! I have explored places of our garden city all this week on this reliable Scooty dear of mine…aaah..this is LOVE!
5) Try n try but dont cry has remained my motto on this job hunt!
6) I now know U.P.C means : Under Postal Certification..this after I threatened a post office lady that i will not leave that post office unless she told me what exactly U.P.C is and how to go about getting my application for a national-level exam posted under U.P.C. *(btw am now not allowed on that post office premises any more…bah! no sense of humor! sha!) 😡 :O Why aint there an enquiry terminal in place ?
7) My cell..ooh my lovely cell phone..is finally ..sob![:(] is not with us anymore..I mean physically its still with me..but its soul..has left me..SOB! am now cell-less*(not the biological one…Prat!)
So..adios amigos..Wish me luck for my next week of Job-hunting!

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Funny comic!:D

Filed under: fun sarcastic,humor,Life,Uncategorized — poonish @ 10:42 am

Think before you blog!

Think before you blog!


Taking things toooo far

Taking things toooo far

Source: http://blaugh.com
Thanks blaugh for a good laugh!

 

Of Cuisines, Culinary skills and Confusion… July 1, 2009

Filed under: fun sarcastic,Life — poonish @ 7:46 am

So…Exams done and I m a free bird…*(jobless is the more appropriate word). Anyways as my Hubbie explains in his blog: http://sunnyboyshines.wordpress.com that he now gets better food to eat as an aftermath of exams being over… I nowadays find myself standing in the kitchen, looking around,rummaging through the fridge and then being overwhelmed as to what to prepare! I mean its difficult given the choice of cuisines that can now be made at home! *( My mum had it easier…she had but not much to pick from: Konkani, North Indian and a few dishes in chinese cuisine) But, with the www handing out recipes faster than one can say FOOD, its quite the task to choose!
I have tried my hand at a myriad of cuisines. Mostly Italian, chinese and Mexican but also North Indian *(a no. of cuisines arise here too…kashmiri, lucknowi etc etc.) Japanese and Keralite cuisines. Anyways , wasnt successful with many but did quite a commendable job for some! 😀 Okonomiyaki was one of the first Japanese dishes i tried and we still shudder today when we think of that fateful dish! Dint quite live up to its expectations! *( Hubbie’s reaction made sure i safely put away the Okonomiyaki ingredients in a place where it would be away from my prying eyes!:D) But I have had considerably better reactions with dishes like Deviled eggs, Pasta, Sindhi murg, American Chopsuey etc. So,yes…with the increasing no. of cuisines to choose from…the more is the conflict as to what to prepare!
The problem with European dishes is they require Stock or Broth like Chicken Broth which is a broth of leftover chicken remains boiled in water for a considerably long time!! Thats quite a difficulty coz we have but one gas cylinder… and also with the Save fuel mindset meant i leave these dishes to Casa Picolo! *( a restaurant which caters European cuisine) So seeing all the difficulties that arise when one tries one’s hand at these non-native cuisines…i now mostly stick to good ol’ Konkani cuisine! Its surprising how easy it is to make these dishes. And also one dish of north indian…mainly Punjabi.Our forefathers(rather foremothers :D) were pretty smart…they made eco friendly, easy to cook and sometimes great tasting food! Cheers to them!!! And there ….15 mins up…time to switch off the burner lest the cabbage gets brunt! Adios till then!
Happie Cooking! and for those of u who dont cook.. my advice: take up a ladle… its really enjoyable as long as u dont try your hand at too many things… too many recipes spoil the mood! Toodles!:D

 

THE BIO-ILLOGICAL DICTIONARY. April 3, 2009

Filed under: Biology,fun sarcastic,humor — poonish @ 3:03 am

A -Amnesia : (noun) It refers to frequent loss of memory encountered while writing an exam. 😀

B- Boiling point : (noun) The highest temperature of anger reached by parents on seeing the state o the house as kept by their children.*(past experience of boiling points have not been good!) 😦

C- Capillary action : (noun) The mechanism of steady flow of water from the bathroom floor towards the door mat thus causing a perfectly good and new cloth door mat to spoil and be used as a rag thenceforth. 😦

D- Diversity : (noun) The place or city made up of people who are all divers. 😀

E- Ecosystem : ( noun) The system in which every sound is made to echo all the time. 😛

F- Fluid mosaic model : The concept of fluids tending to run indiscriminately on just cleaned mosaic surfaces, thus making it harder to keep a home neat and clean.

G- Gravitational force : (noun) The physical force that causes one to drop things. *(any glassware broken aint no mistake of mine).

H- Heredity : (noun) The phenomenon which is the root cause of all flaws and evils in an organism passing from one generation onto the next. *( my children will be terribly evil… beware!) 😉

I- Immunity : (noun) A social group of any size whose members are immune to any kind of taunts, disgrace etc.

J- Jumping genes: (noun) The act of jeans jumping from the clothesline onto the floor below.

K- Karyotyping : ( noun) The art of typing while karaoke is going on in the background. 😛

L- Leucocyte : (noun) This signifies those land sites which are white in colour.

M- Molar extinction coefficient : (noun) The coefficient which gives the estimate of time left for one’s molars to go into extinction. Simply put this coefficient tells you how much time left before one has to put on dentures.:D

N- Nanotechnology: (noun) The technology which involves various techniques of saying no to people. An art on its own. The word finds its origin in english and hindi words for NO ie., “na” in hindi and “no” in english.

The words for O-Z will be available in the next part! Until then go look up for the proper meanings of the above words! 😀